Overheard

Hey, Jon, did you see that article in the newspaper?

J: What article?

The one about herpres.

J: Herpes?

Yes, they found a link between herpes and skitsophrenia. So herpes might cause skitsophrenia.

J: Well... it's a good thing we don't have herpres.

It speads easily in the family.

J: Well, it's a good thing no one in our family has it, then.

Not yet.