Postal vote

A few weeks ago I voted absentee in an important by-election back home in the UK. Here's a list of parties and the amount of votes they got:

• Bananaman for The monster raving loonie party - 242 (0.70%)
• The British nationalist party (nazis, against immigrants and, um, pediatricians) - 1,243 (3.58%)
• The UK independence party (i.e. against Europe... and immigrants) - 843 (2.43%)
• The English Democrats party (i.e. against, um, wales... and immigrants) - 157 (0.45%)
• The Common Good (pro-Jesus), 121 (0.35%)
• Harry Bear for The Fur Play Party, 73 (0.21%)
• Two independent candidates for the Miss Great Britain Party/ Beauties for Britain Party got 128 (0.37%) and 91 (0.26%)

The Nazis beat Labour:

• John Howell - Conservatives, 19,796 (56.95%,)
  
• Stephen Kearney - Liberal Democrats, 9,680 (27.85%)
• Mark Stevenson - Greens, 1,321 (3.80%)
• Richard McKenzie - Labour, 1,066 (3.07%)
  

  (Electorate 69,086 - Turnout 34,761)